One Day, I Won't Blog About the Damn Cat...
...But today is that not that day.
And here's why. This automatic cat feeder has CHANGED MY LIFE*. No, seriously. My life is substantially different than it was a week ago when this had not yet showed up in the mail. Anyone who has spent two seconds in a room with my cat knows that he is nothing if not hungry. The minute anyone walks into the apartment or into the kitchen Loki is there, meowing and pacing back and forth in an attempt to get you to put some food in his bowl. Which he then scarfs down and, often, promptly throws up. What he absolutely doesn't do is leave food in his bowl, untouched.
EXCEPT ALL OF THAT WAS BEFORE.
Because as you can clearly see, there is Loki, calmly drinking some water next to a bowl. A bowl with food it in. A bowl with food in it that he isn't madly gobbling down.
And seriously, it's kind of like he is a different cat. Gone is his annoying habit of waking me up once a night and right away in the morning to feed him. I walk in the door after being gone (for hours!) and he might get up. Or he might just sort of lazily pick up his head from where he is sprawled out across the bed. I can take off my shoes without saying, "Ok! Calm down, kitty! I'm gonna get you the food! Hold on!"
He's gone from being a stressed out cat to a relatively calm one. From, "Food! Food! Feed me!" to "Oh, human, you're back? I've already eaten... yawn."
Maybe he'll get fat. Than he'd really be a brand new cat!
*Yes, changed it enough to warrant caps lock. Which someone recently told me is "cruise control for cool" but which I believe is mostly "cruise control for idiots." Except, of course, when discussing MIRACLES.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 9:24PM
Reader Comments (5)
Has he stopped throwing up then too!? I love your crazy cat... Except when he ate a half of a loaf of bread including the plastic bag!
Yeah did he stop throwing up? i have a poor kitty who throws up a lot, but he is also old.
After having more than one cat I just leave food out all day and they are cool with it :)
Most of the time....
He has stopped throwing up! Which is equally as amazing. He cat eat sort of normally (not really fast) because he knows there will still be food, even when I'm not there (and he's begging/waiting for it).
It may be safe to lave bread out on the counter again... ;)
Hopefully he'll gain some weight-- such a skinny kitty! Glad to hear the vomiting and pestering have stopped. How does this feeder work? Does it just add more food when it senses it is empty, or does it automatically give him food at certain times?
Lindsey, it is on a timer. Right now it is set to go off for five times a day, for a minute. Sort of funny, really, because now when I hear the food drop into the bowl I think, "Oh! It's 3!" or "Oh, it's 11!" Kind of like a chiming grandfather clock. Only, you know, not exactly. :)